These Beef Jerky Flowers May Be The Best Valentine’s Day Gift Of All Time
Show just how much you really care!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I love beef jerky, how about you? That’s right, folks. You can now woo your Valentine with the sweet, sweet taste of beef jerky. But not just any beef jerky—beef jerky flowers!
So, if you were looking for a unique gift that really sums up your affection for the main squeeze in your life, look no further. Because nothing says “I love you” quite like cured meat.
These meat flowers are marketed as “broquets,” because sometimes men need to gift their bromance partners on Valentine’s Day too. But, if you ask me, this is a great gift for anyone and everyone. I’d love to receive jerky on the big day of love, that’s for sure. So, honey, if you’re reading…
These “flowers” are available for purchase online, but you must know that they’re not going to get delivered and be all set up for you. You’ve got to put a little bit of work in to get the display just right.
See, these will be mailed to you in airtight packaging along with a beer glass (you get to choose between a pint glass or a beer mug), and then arranging them is entirely up to you. Put them in the beer glass. Put them in a vase. There’s no wrong way to display these tasty treats!
You can find these delicious arrangements on the Say It With Beef website. There are two options. You can either send Beef Jerky Roses or Beef Jerky Daisies. Each one is $53. The bouquets are made up of 100% high-quality beef jerky and are the perfect present not just for Valentine’s Day, but also for anniversaries, congratulations gifts or any other special occasion. As the site puts it, these are “the perfect way to say anything to any carnivore.”
Once you’ve chosen which type of “flower” to send, it’s time to choose the flavor of the bouquet. That’s right – these babies come in specific flavor varieties that you get to decide on. This is where knowing your partner really comes in handy! Customers can pick from one of three flavors: Original, Teriyaki or Peppered. Or better yet, you can also opt for a mixture of all three!
If you are looking to gift one of these “flower” bouquets for Valentine’s Day, both types of jerky arrangements are currently available to pre-order for the holiday. Just add to your cart, and boom. Valentine’s Day is taken care of early, and you won’t need to worry about a thing as the site ships for on-time delivery.
Although then again, you may also need to pick up a card or some nice cheeses to pair with your meaty flora. But hey, most of the hard work’s out of the way once these meat flowers are out for delivery.